from the day i met you, you're something i can never live without

Go to www. urbandictionary. com
and type in your answer to each question in the search box,

then write THE BEST definition it gives you...

1) Your name? rachael.

blonde hair,

fake tanned.

super bitch.

she may look sweet but shes fucking mental.

the definition of GHETTO.

Shes a babe of all babes.

Who constantly loses bets.

"Check out that blonde, damn she's sweet" "obviously a Rachael, don't get to close man, she will rip you inside out"

2) How old are you? seventeen.

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

3) One of your friends? sara.

A beautiful princess who owns a slave named Eddie.


4) What Should You Be Doing? english.

The english language has been tied down gagged and gang raped by skater fags, gangsta's and wiggers who all like to shove slang in its ass.

5) Favorite Food? chocolate.

1) a substitute for sex

2) something women crave when not getting satisfied sexually

6) Hometown? singapore.

A country that allows prostitution but doesn't allow oral sex.

7) Word to describe yourself? weird.

1. adj u would call someone who is strange

2. (better definition) horny/kinky

8) Can you drive? no.

answer to all of life's problems.